Editing eHow gems

I've been addicted to reading eHow today (2009-09-11), and found some stunning things. It's a testament to the wisdom of crowds. * [http://www.ehow.com/about_4707750_mens-suits.html About Mens Suits] contains this delightful bit of pre-recession wisdom: *:In the 21st century, the return of wearing formal men's suits to work is now mandatory work attire for workers of prestigious Wall Street Firms such as Lehman Brothers and Bear Stearns. As stock prices rise and fall, these legendary brokerage firms use conservative men's suit to reassure their customers and media analysts that their personnel are prepared, professional and competent. * [http://www.ehow.com/how_5307505_track-husband-gps-device.html How to Track your husband with GPS device] (PROTIP: if you want to cheat, cycle, use public transport or walk if you have even the vaguest inkling that your spouse is an insane eHow user)* [http://www.ehow.com/how_2240019_keep-emo-look-even-school.html How to Keep an Emo Look Even With School Uniforms] * [http://www.ehow.com/how_4525473_avoid-creeping-woman-out.html How to Avoid Creeping a Woman Out] and the counterpart [http://www.ehow.com/how_5001290_avoid-creepy-men.html How to Avoid Creepy Men] * [http://www.ehow.com/how_5292461_make-money-selling-panties.html How to Make Money Selling Your Panties] has this important rule of thumb for used panty sellers: *: Try not to think about the person ordering your used panties, just think about the money. * [http://www.ehow.com/how_5093849_read-porn-discreetly-flying.html How to Read Porn Discreetly While Flying] * All from the same author: [http://www.ehow.com/how_4701571_have-affair-discreetly.html How to Have an Affair Discreetly], [http://www.ehow.com/how_4701641_resist-having-affair.html How to Resist Having an Affair], [http://www.ehow.com/how_4701727_out-marriage-counseling.html How to Get the Most out of Marriage Counseling] and finally [http://www.ehow.com/how_4701976_collect-child-support.html How to Collect Child Support]. * [http://www.ehow.com/how_5377018_create-ears-through-body-modification.html How to Create Elf Ears through Body Modification] - a generally bad idea.* [http://www.ehow.com/how_2167219_survive-moments-insanity.html How to Survive Insanity]